Monday through Friday from 8am to 5:30pm, I am at work,
decked out in dress pants, heels, and a semi-casual shirt. My hair is done, occasionally, and my face
has just the right amount of make up and I always try to be professional and
courteous to my coworkers.
The minutes seem to tick by like hours or even days. I, along with everyone in the building, watch
the clock, waiting, waiting, until…FINALLY!
5:30 has arrived!
It’s finally time to
leave and go home where I can go and work even more until bed time…
Everyday when I get home I have a routine. While heading towards the bathroom, I kick my
shoes off at the door, hang my purse up, take my coat off and hang it on the
back one of the dining room chairs. I
unbutton my pants, yank those off and toss them aside, and then finally I get
to the holy grail of comfort, the removal of the old over the shoulder boulder
holder. I twist my arms around behind me
resembling a contortionist and swiftly unhook the claps, I then pull the boobie
basket through the arm hole of my shirt and bam, instant relief!! FREEEDOMMMMM!!!
Compare it to being shackled in prison for years and finally
you’re set free! The first epic notes of
Bob Seger’s Old Time Rock & Roll play in my head…I’m ready to get down and
dirty and cook some dinner!!
When I come home, all false pretenses like professionalism
and ladylike manners cease to exist. I
am in my castle and I can do whatever I darn well please. I go to the bathroom door wide open and don’t
mind a bit. I walk around barefooted,
crank up the music, and dance in the kitchen.
I really think that if ladies were able to act at work like
they are at home, the world would be a much more peaceful place! Just imagine an office building filled with women
photo copying papers, typing memos, going to meetings, all without the
restrictions of shoes, nice pants, or bras.
We’re able to listen to our music in our headphones as loud as we want
and jamming in our nice cushy chairs all while creating a spreadsheet.
I want to live in
that world….
We can do it ladies…Wait, are bras even listed in the
employee handbook?!?!?
So, tell me what you do when you first get home to wipe the
day away. How do you cut loose and relax
after a long day of work?
Thanks for reading
today!!
Hey I want to live in No Bra Land too!!!! The land of the free and the brave for sure!!!
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I actually feel pretty comfortable and SECURE in my bra! I just can't sleep in it. The first thing I do when I get home is to strip down and put on some sweats and a t-shirt <only the best outfit EVER!
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